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Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 1:58 pm
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Having worked in HR and done maybe 500 interviews or so I have no idea how compliance with the EOE rules would let you ask them anything other than employment history.

I can imagine some of the answers you'd get at the interview......

Q: What do you think makes you qualified for this position?

A: I'm a chic with a dick duh...................

Q: What sort of special or unique talents do you bring to the table that will help you stand above your colleague's

A: I'm a chic with a Ron Jeremy size dick and purple eye liner how's that???

Q: Where do you see yourself in this company 1 year from now?

A: Fvcking the boss in the asspipe while giving his boss a rimjob, you know moving up in corporate america.

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