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Seattle Seahawks: Who ran wilder in the Emerald City – Courtney Love back in the day or Dwayne Bowe last Sunday?
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Seahawks suck gay balls alright leave me alone
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I imagined you'd have more fun with the comparison....
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Courtney Love is gross as a crackwhore's gaping Hole. But not as gross as the Seahawks' D, which, ironically, we also refer to as "a crackwhore's gaping hole". Or, more ironically, just "Courtney Love" for short.

Irony is like currency around here.
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Count 'em — 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 broken tackles

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-m...fending-champs

Worst playoff team ever bitches ... lmao now J, go make the Pack beat Philly, 'cause I want to embarrass the nutsacks off your Bears next
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Count 'em — 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 broken tackles

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-m...fending-champs

Worst playoff team ever bitches ... lmao now J, go make the Pack beat Philly, 'cause I want to embarrass the nutsacks off your Bears next

Your boys can't play anywhere but homefield sucka, they don't do nothing around no one else's hood but run away scared like lil b1tches. Tell em I said it too..........Jezuz called them lil b1tches and now you gotta come play in my hood mutha fvcka's.

I can't say nothing about what them bro's from the south was doing falling all over themselves trying to bring dood down maybe they still drunk from last years party all I know is when we hit mutha fvcka's around here they give up the rock and we knock they asses out and that's how it bee's.


Honestly this is the time of year I have to strap myself into the chair to watch football games so as not to be seen on a dumbest deaths video for jumping head first thru a tv and getting electrocuted.

Please in the interest of remaining friends with people I've known almost all my life I ask that if they do not like the Bears and aren't a LOYAL BEARS FAN that YOU DO NOT SAY A ****ING WORD TO ME UNTIL MY TEAM HAS SURPASSED YOUR LOUSY, ****TY, GERIATRIC, ARTHRITIC, STEROID TAKING, HGH PUMPING, BANNED SUBSTANCE INJECTING, FELONY-COMMITTING-AS-SOON-AS-THEY-GET-OFF-THE-PLANE TEAM.

Thank you and enjoy the ride
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Haha +1 on the stiff arm get the hell off me bitch move. That was mantastic brute strength at it's finest.
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Haha +1 on the stiff arm get the hell off me bitch move. That was mantastic brute strength at it's finest.
Damn straight

poor bastard Porter had a handlebar for a collarbone — EAT THIRTY YARD LINE BIATCH — best stiffy shiver I've seen in years



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Your boys can't play anywhere but homefield sucka, they don't do nothing around no one else's hood but run away scared like lil b1tches. Tell em I said it too..........Jezuz called them lil b1tches and now you gotta come play in my hood mutha fvcka's.
lmao

but oh sweet irony: Week 6 @ Soldier, one of the SEVEN wins notched by The Worst Playoff Team Ever

meanwhile in Philly the Pack makes like cheesesteaks and have themselves on a roll ... YUMMY

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Irony is like currency around here.
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but oh sweet irony: Week 6 @ Soldier, one of the SEVEN wins notched by The Worst Playoff Team Ever
Not to make excuses but we had a few key guys out that game(briggs & OL). Our O line has gotten better(2 different starters now than in SEA game) as the season has gone on as well. Only problem the Bears could have in this game is their own QB. Same old story here in chicago, I'm sure if you looked up posts from this time of year from 5-6 years ago you'd see almost the exact same theme. Our defense is superbowl ready but our QB play is suspect. If Cutler throws more than 2 picks Seattle wins otherwise I'm not sure Seattle will be able to keep it close. I don't like Seattle's defenses' ability to keep opponent under 27 points and I don't think they can score that many against the Bears. If Cutler isn't throwin picks he is throwin td's, he's hot/cold like that. I say it ends something like 33-14 and our RB Forte lights it up with a few nice "Beast" runs of his own.
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to be clear I wouldn't have bet a wooden nickel on the Seahawks to win vs NO and I wouldn't vs CHI either ... just cracks me up this limp team has the oppo's pissing themselves at the thought of the embarrassment
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HA HA

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...seahawks_fever

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Once embarrassed by the team's record, everyone in the city suddenly has Seahawks Fever. And I mean everyone.

That guy in "Sleepless in Seattle" ... Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz ... The hospital staff of "Grey's Anatomy" ... Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates and his wife, Melinda ...

... The Dude from "The Big Lebowski"
[JEFF LEBOWSKI, aka THE DUDE and former member of the Seattle Seven ("It was me and, like, six other guys"), is at the bowling alley with WALTER SOBCHAK. They are taking a break to watch the Bears-Seahawks game at the alley bar. Sitting next to them is JESUS QUINTANA, preposterously dressed in a purple velvet bodysuit.]

WALTER: Over the line! The Bears were over the line. That's offsides! That should be a five-yard penalty.

THE DUDE: Calm down, Walter. The Hawks gained seven yards and a first down on the play. They would just decline the penalty anyway.

WALTER: Dude, this is not 'Nam. This is football. There are rules.

JESUS: The Seahawks better not @#$& with the Bears. Matt Hasselbeck might fool the rest of the teams in the NFC West but not the Bears. That @#% may work in a conference where everyone has a losing record but not when you're playing the Monsters of the Midway in the playoffs. They will do a Super Bowl Shuffle on you, today, tomorrow, yesterday, or any day of the week. Jay Cutler and the Bears will @#$& the Hawks up!

THE DUDE: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Good luck mañana señor jezuz quintana. I think your guy Cutler will keep it together much better than everyone says he's going to, and that Bears D does impress me much. Still bettin' not one nickel against yous. A small part of me is actually hoping you win ... hold on, brb —

— aaaah, much better, I just shat that part out.
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The score says 21-0 at halftime but I'm wondering who the bears are playing cuz these guys wearing white and green look like college kids on a full ride scholarship that already got eliminated from bowl contention mucking it up out there.
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I'm just glad all of the seattle guys are still alive and they have plenty of stretchers at soldier field....
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I felt bad for Hasselback he made a lot of good throws but his receivers forgot how to catch the ball. Cutler is one lucky SOB also. He could of easily had 5 interceptions in the first half alone.
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