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Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 1:55 pm
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and a blunt instrument at that










edit: Best part of this thread is that it links to this other thread.
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edit: Best part of this thread is that it links to this other thread.
That's my favorite post....EVER.

Serious question.... Are you (Poker) ever going to get a new gaming rig?

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blargh don’t make me figure out how to answer that

Serious if lousy answer is, I don’t know.
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you know what … I may have mentioned that awhile back I threw the UT2004 demo on this here Mac … and for framerate it was running like cement and sawdust through a constipated ass, 10-20 fps tops.

So I gave that nary another thought, until yesterday when on a whim I tried torrenting a copy of full UT2004 (far as I can tell, legit sales of UT2004 for Mac are practically impossible to find anymore) … lo and behold, the full game runs like 3-10X (!) faster than the demo. WTF

Now I guess I’d have to scrounge up one of my three or four proper UT2004 game keys, which are god-knows-where … lest I surely get my IP blacklisted from every remaining server … hmmm
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Heh, nice. Good news.
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yo Show watch this you 9erd



(A screencast of the most prize-winningest ever competitive UT3 player talking through how he plays a round of Deck … timings, routes, coverage, etc. … while he’s playing. Pretty smart stuff.)

But I wax nostalgic …
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yo Show watch this you 9erd



(A screencast of the most prize-winningest ever competitive UT3 player talking through how he plays a round of Deck … timings, routes, coverage, etc. … while he’s playing. Pretty smart stuff.)

But I wax nostalgic …
Holy butt kicking batman! The other dude should of pulled out the hammer!
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ppfpfffpft

Well I think the opponent wasn't supposed to be competitive, just a sparring partner to give the pro guy enough space to do his asskicking and explain himself.

Stumbling on that video, what got me the most was how he more or less plays in the same style as — although 1000s of times better than — me and Show* used to back in the day. Pickup coverage, map control, and lots of shock and rockets, but never too fixated on any one weapon or tactic.


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* and Codeman too, you know, during those five minutes that one time when he took it seriously

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Nice...Good stuff Poker.

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