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Monday, December 17, 2012, 2:49 am
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LOL.... Suck it... you... you... Seahawk fan.



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~uXc~BaYkT (on our TS) said:
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Monday, December 24, 2012, 9:06 am
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I said godDAMN son
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LOL again!
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Thursday, December 27, 2012, 5:36 pm
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I said godDAMN son
Fook U..... you... you... pole smokin butt muncher.

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Sunday, December 30, 2012, 3:42 am
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pole smokin butt muncher
Aw now I feel bad. Here, enjoy this joke I have memorized. Sort of fits the occasion:



Big Bull Queer walks into a bar, takes a stool, and asks the guy next to him, “You ever play beer football?”

“What’s beer football?”

“Real easy game." Bull Queer has the bartender bring some rounds out to a table in the back. “Just chug a beer. If you belch, it’s a touchdown. If you fart, it’s a field goal.”

The other guy nods. Bull Queer grabs a mug and says, “Here, let me show you how it’s done.” He tips it back, fidgets with his belt for a second, but manages to summon a resonating belch. The bartender marks down seven points.

Bull Queer’s opponent takes his turn, and chugs a beer. A few seconds later, no touchdown is forthcoming, so he drops his pants. Always quick to sense the opportunity, Bull Queer scrambles into position, whips out his dick, sticks it up the guy’s ass ...

... then out of nowhere Richard Sherman scoops up the loose ball and runs it back 90 yards.
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Sunday, December 30, 2012, 4:51 am
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Blah..... Blah.... Blah....
Dude....You're insane. Seek Help....?! lol

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Sunday, December 30, 2012, 5:31 pm
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Dude....You're insane.
you're probably right ... I keep having these crazy visions, where there's this little blur of a Quarterback, streaking twice as fast past everyone else, throwing lead blocks for a Touchdown



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Saturday, January 12, 2013, 9:16 am
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All those fat heads of stinky Lambeau cheese, soaked to the tallow in bitter whine, thirsty for cold revenge ...



... means today I get to get my Shownuff on



c'mon now get 'er done ..........

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goddamn son again

I wanted the Niners to win but geez ... that Kaepernick is a thoroughbred stud

Apart from Seahawks defense (maybe), or Tom Brady, I can't imagine what could possibly keep SF from winning the superbowl

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Sunday, January 13, 2013, 6:30 am
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goddamn son again, I can't imagine what could possibly keep SF from winning the superbowl.
OMG....... First time ever..... I agree with you.

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Sunday, January 13, 2013, 11:11 pm
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well nevermind the Seahawks D alright ... I hope SF handles Brady a second time

pity you don't get next week at home, but I think you'll steamroll atlanta anyway ... just get more than zero pressure on their QB



GL ......... i'm off to OD on blood pressure meds
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now that's how you defend the endgame

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